few times I happened to be a guest binge. In fact, three times, a great curiosity zz (sic), two others out of necessity. I avoid that like the plague. Even family by the sea and to Hawaii and I take a little brusquely refuse accommodation. In part this is due to a reluctance to trouble sprawiania hosts, but also directs me some kind of comfort-and convenience of being a rudder and the ship.
reluctance to voyages of violations miru home translates directly opposite to host the other at home. In their area, with two children at his side can afford more and there is no matter that the obligations is about eight times more. The only pain is that awkward guy you can not get rid of, but since upierdliwych hosts is not difficult to escape in a few minutes.
And even I did not mention this, were it not for the recent visit, which not only put me in amazement, but also a little upset. I lied. Wkurwiła me tremendously. If I wanted to immediately after the post, the poleciałoby some invective.
Therefore, based on the experience gained was published here a list (totally stripped down, not to any reader guy season with an unexpected influx of blood to the brain), things should definitely observe the newcomer.
first Not boring hosts hypochondria session several hours after his arrival (later, moreover, too), because at the beginning will be trying to get rid of you as soon as possible or, at best, will be ignored.
second If the first day zalałeś bathroom and attentive host it for you wyszorował and dried up (as the host wanting to be clear in the home), do not repeat in this wasteful prysznicowaniu by successive evenings, especially if you wash the last and the first person the next morning by a muddy puddle trampling . There's no denying that this is your sloppiness.
third Do not tell how Many people have already visited, because I certainly will now be asked how many people gościłeś at home, and do not not want to be responding.
4th When shopping for being the host of questions about your culinary preferences do not claim that you just need to live and can be anything, if you later have a fussy and say that nothing you do not like it, just like any najesz. Even the brazen must be skillfully.
5th If you see that only the host prepares meals for you while holding a baby in her arms at the same time entertain a second, move his ass and help. Good manners of the host is not synonymous with the role of a servant.
6th If you drink the entire supply of coffee farmers, at least say so so they can stock up for the other guests, if we do not drink.
7th If you drink every few minutes w / tea, pepper is not that you have the body extremely hydrated due to shortages of certain elements, because the tea is it washes out. Just think before you speak. By the way, you drive through Poland to the nawpierdalać?
8th Admit that you do not want to spend money on sweets (Though no one of you does not require that the hosts know what they have obligations to the score), and do not claim that he's completely not eat, because after half an hour eats away the entire stock of the "rainy day".
9th If you have already been forced by the situation and circumstances to buy two packets of crisps, although only you feel like you were on it at the moment) and treats them, others because they did not feel like you're not, do not pay attention to another guy that has benefited from the proposal. It's embarrassing.
10th If the host warns you that you have installed a spy in computer, believe it and do not write anything negative about him, and so he found out.
11th Demonstrate a bit of good will and search for topics unrelated to the conversation with her "traumatic" life or simply get out earlier and Do not push or yourself, or you host people's company.
12th Do not get excited, "magnificence" of the person you met the one and only time in the group of a few people, because the man in this way can be assessed only by appearances, and these shows just crush your mental level.
13th Do not clean your nose shamelessly all pillows, and already certainly not another guest, who arrived later and was left to him Jasiek nos.
14th Stop the story unfold the way you are eloquent and wyszczekany as you went to someone face to face, etc, because he is shaping the jazgotliwego ratlerka, who throughout his life clings to the legs. Besides spinning stories at a time when everyone with interest in watching a movie and deliberately ignore you means something ...
15th If you lie, many associations facts, and remember what you said earlier - a ban on alcohol because of health and drinking wine is a light dissonance. A admonishing for a missed shot (at a time when drinking, of course, tea) is already a mockery. And most importantly
16th
not underline that it is not like people, because man wants to collect your belongings and throw them from the top floor of the house.
Luckily I had another companion, a wonderful guy, unfortunately I could not spend with him so nice time, as this could happen, if not above.
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